he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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