He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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