weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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