butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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