Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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