love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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