So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
