White coat. Heels.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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