What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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