the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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