IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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