Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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