Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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