Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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