I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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