I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she told me i tasted like america
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The Olympian is in my bed
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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