I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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