She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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