But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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