I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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