I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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