I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize