I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
