I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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