Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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