it wasn't lemon gatorade
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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