In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
