Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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