Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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