I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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