sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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