Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
