You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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