we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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