I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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