She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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