Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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