I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
be right there i have to get my cape
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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