so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize