Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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