Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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