may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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