gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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