I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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