Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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