Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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