I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I have demons in me.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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