Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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