About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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