Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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