3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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