What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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