It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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