the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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