Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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