Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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